Season's Beatings 2023 Krampus Sweater

Deck the halls with boughs of...Krampus? Introducing the Krampus Christmas Sweater, because why settle for regular cheer when you can have a sweater that doubles as a portable nightmare? This isn't your grandma's holiday knitwear – unless your grandma is into demonic folklore and festive frights! It's Ho-ho-horrifying!

Imagine cozying up by the fire in this holiday masterpiece, the Krampus's menacing eyes glaring out from your chest like a festive surveillance system. Move over, Santa – Krampus is taking notes, and he's not afraid to check that list twice with a side of holiday side-eye.

This sweater isn't just a fashion statement; it's a yuletide personality test. Forget about guessing who's been naughty or nice – Krampus's judgmental gaze will let you know exactly where you stand in the holiday hierarchy. It's like the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts, but with more fur and fewer wizards.

And who needs jingling bells and candy canes when you can have chains and ominous jingles instead? So, forget the traditional tinsel and twinkling lights; the Krampus Christmas Sweater is here to remind everyone that the holidays aren't all sugarplums and gingerbread houses. Sometimes, they're about unleashing a bit of holiday havoc with a side of twisted cheer. Because nothing says "Season's Beatings" quite like scaring the chestnuts off everyone! Designed by Maxadrums, Lazlo and Spectral Sybil.