Do you like coloring things? Do you like looking at medieval manuscripts? Do you like to get absolutely tanked while doing both of those things? WELL NOW YOU CAN!

With my very own painstakingly HAND DRAWN medieval coloring cocktail recipe pages you can now live out your PATHETIC little fantasy of being a drunken monk illuminating manuscripts in a tiny room lit by candlelight, except instead of religious devotion, you just get progressively worse at staying inside the lines!

Each month I'll release a NEW illustration with a standard, easy-to-follow cocktail recipe! At the end of the year I’ll compile the whole thing into a booklet and calendar.

Will the drinks be good? PROBABLY NOT! Will the coloring pages be historically accurate? WHO CARES! Will you wake up the next morning surrounded by colored pencils wondering what happened to your dignity? YES?

Become a member before I change my mind and ban you all.

COME ON DOWN TO BOOZEHILDA'S TAVERN - Where art meets poor judgment!